ROUND 3! This week the Anibros (featuring 2Pats) get in the ring because we Wanna Be the Strongest in the World! And by that I mean we suffer through the first episode of wrestling/softcore porn title Wanna Be the Strongest in the World! Get out the barber stool of shame!
Finishing move: Ice Cream Somersault!
Make sure you’re zoomed in enough because this tale of an idol turned pro-wrestler is not one to be missed!
Welcome to round two of Terrible Anime Night! This time we try our best to endure Diabolik Lovers, a shoujo series about a harem full of spooky vampires. With only two Patricks to protect us, will we make it out alive?
These bloodsuckers never stop tormenting poor Pancake.
Take a load off on the nearest fainting couch and enjoy!
Everyone’s favorite anime reviewer is back! Patrick AKA “tha P-Rizzler” recently reached out to us with a desire to watch the latest and greatest the world of anime has to offer. We messed up but our loss is your gain! Batten down the hatches because we watched Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!, which literally translates to As Long as There’s Love, It Doesn’t Matter If He is My Brother, Right, and is thankfully shortened to OniAi.
My Little Sister Can’t be This Horny!
You should know how much of a fan Patrick is of incest themes, so this episode comes with a satisfaction guarantee. If you enjoy this format, be sure to come back next week for more hilarity.
Laven has made his way back from the Netherlands just in time to chat with us about anime. We simply weigh-in on some recent happenings and then review Pat-kun’s favorite anime Fullmetal Alchemist. Along the way we reference Scooby-Doo multiple times. Equivalent exchange!
This is what happens when children use matches without adult supervision.
As you’ll be able to tell, Willis was pretty ticked off at our opinion of the show and I’m honestly a little afraid he’s going to do something to us. So if you don’t hear from me by next week, call the police.